So, I work with kids. They are hilarious, I wish I could work everyday instead of just being a sub, but I get exposed to a lot of different funny kids.
Just the other day I had this conversation with a little boy
Boy: Are you new here?
Me: No, I'm just a sub.
Boy: Oh, Who are you subbing for?
Me: Nicole.
Boy: That's why it didn't smell like lotion in announcements today!
A few months ago--
Boy: Miss Lindsay, What is your last name?
Me: How about you guess?
Boy: Lindsay..... Lindsay.... Lindsay Binsey! Lindsay Binsey! Lindsay Binsey!
But one of the most hilarious ones ever was last Valentine's day--
Kid 1: Read this (conversation heart) to Miss Lindsay, she'll think you are really smart.
Kid 2: Ok, ( then he turns to me) I Love You (then he gasps- realizing what he said)
Me: (trying not to laugh) I'm sorry, but I'm too old for you-- and I'm married.
I love funny kids!
Hooray! You may not be a bloggy person but I'd love to hear about any boring old thing going on with you guys!
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