So, I work with kids. They are hilarious, I wish I could work everyday instead of just being a sub, but I get exposed to a lot of different funny kids.
Just the other day I had this conversation with a little boy
Boy: Are you new here?
Me: No, I'm just a sub.
Boy: Oh, Who are you subbing for?
Me: Nicole.
Boy: That's why it didn't smell like lotion in announcements today!
A few months ago--
Boy: Miss Lindsay, What is your last name?
Me: How about you guess?
Boy: Lindsay..... Lindsay.... Lindsay Binsey! Lindsay Binsey! Lindsay Binsey!
But one of the most hilarious ones ever was last Valentine's day--
Kid 1: Read this (conversation heart) to Miss Lindsay, she'll think you are really smart.
Kid 2: Ok, ( then he turns to me) I Love You (then he gasps- realizing what he said)
Me: (trying not to laugh) I'm sorry, but I'm too old for you-- and I'm married.
I love funny kids!
Saturday, November 20, 2010
I am now a "blogger"
Ta da! I made a blog. Isn't everyone so proud of me. (You may clap and cheer if you want)
It's not that I didn't have the ability or time to create this thing, its that I'm not exactly the bloggiest person in the world. What is a bloggy person you ask? Well I will tell you. A bloggy person is someone who is super awesome at crafty stuff, they can make stuff out of other random stuff-- they also like decorating. A bloggy person also loves things like teaching their baby sign language. Also they think "The Color Code" and "Love Languages" are scripture. They like to do their hair. I, obviously am none of these. So I am attempting to break social blogging norms.
Oh, and I don't think you are a bad person if you are any of these bloggy things. I'm just not them.
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